Ahoy.

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via shippintothegrave)

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink, via nuope)

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via corgibatch)

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